The hooded crow, with its contrasted greys and blacks, cannot be confused with either the carrion crow or rook. Except for the head, throat, wings, tail, and thigh feathers, which are black and mostly glossy, the plumage is ash-grey, the dark shafts giving it a streaky appearance. The bill and legs are black; the iris dark brown. Widely distributed, it is also known locally as Scotch crow and Danish crow. In Ireland it is called grey crow, just as in the Slavic languages and in Danish. In German it is called “mist crow” (“Nebelkrähe”). Found across Northern, Eastern, and Southeastern Europe, as well as parts of the Middle East.
Featuring me trying to switch the attraction off, which (surprise!) doesn’t work like that.
Starring my annoying thoughts of “This would not ever work”, “But I like her so much!!”, “She won’t ever think that about you, you’re so boring”, “Fuck you” and “Ughh, but I do still like her”